Ding

The soft “dented” spot on the top of your head. Don’t worry, it’ll fill in as you get older

“Goo Goo Ga Ga” is for chumps.

We may be too young to catch a wave, but we’re not too young to create our own Baby Bum vocab based on our parents’ old school surf lingo. And, since we love to share, we thought we’d share ’em with you.

Our Glossary

A
A-frame
When you hide under a blanket
B
Backside
Laying flat on your back
Barney
Poop (“I think she has to Barney.”)
Beater
A toy that is all chewed up 
Blown Out
When you poop out the sides of your diaper
Boogie Board
When you eat your own boogers because there’s nothing else to do
C
Catch A Wave
Riding in your stroller
Church
Watching the sunset (“Did you go to church tonight?”)
Clean Up Set
Wet Wipes
Close Out
When you poop, pee and vomit at the same time. Also known as “The Triple Crown.”
D
Dawn Patrol
What parents are on because you wake up so damn early
Ding
The soft “dented” spot on the top of your head. Don’t worry, it’ll fill in as you get older
Doggers
Baby shoes
Doosh
Your Dad if your Mom is always tired and crying
Dry Bag
Diaper
Duck Dive
Hiding in the bubbles of the bathtub so you don’t have to get out
E
Eddie Would Go
Potty training
F
Fakie
When your parent slips in a bite of mushed veggies in between bites of mushed fruit
Flip Flop
Getting passed between relatives
Floater
Every poop you take until you’re older
Foamie
A bubble bath (“You wanna take a foamie tonight?”)
G
Getting Air
Burping
Goofy Foot
Your one foot that won’t straighten out that your parents are worried about, but shouldn’t be
Green Room
The color of your room because your parents didn’t want to find out if you were a boy or a girl. Also, the inside of your diaper a few weeks after you’re born
Grom
Baby/Child/Kid (“There were a lot of “groms” at the beach today.”)
H
Hang Ten
Standing on the end of a coffee table
Hang Eleven
(Boys Only) Same as above, only naked
Hanging Loose
Swimming in the ocean or public pool without a swim diaper
Hipster
A baby with adult hair
HoDad
A Single Dad who uses you to flirt with chicks
Hot Dogging
Showing off at Grandma's 
Hurley
Vomiting (“Tommy was a little Hurley today.”)
I
Impact Zone
The entire changing table
K
Kelly
A completely bald baby
Kook
A baby that drives a Mercedes electric toy car
L
Lifeguard
Baby in a high chair
Leash
If you have one, your parents probably watched “Home Alone” one too many times  
M
Moo Moo
Milk
N
Noodled
Exhausted (“My grom just completely noodled in the middle of the store.”)
Nugs
Small Milk Dud poops in your diaper
O
Outside
Where you can never go without supervision 
P
Party Wave
Sleeping in your parent’s bed
Pipe
Pacifier
Pitted
Pregnant
Priority
You’ve got it every day, 24/7 Boarding planes, in restaurants and over your older siblings and Father
R
Ripping
Farting
Q
Quiver
Your collection of toys (“Wow, you have a nice Quiver.”)
S
Sand Box
The beach
Sauce
Sunscreen (“Did you bring the sauce?”)
Shack
Crib
Shredding
Crying 
Stoked
What your parents are when you sleep through the night
Soup
Diarrhea
Swag
Stuff you get at Grandma’s house that your parents won’t give you, like, candy, Doritos, Diet Coke, dirty money and things you could swallow
Swell
Filling a diaper with a lot of pee
T
Tube Ride
Being born
Turtle Roll
Rolling over onto your back
V
Vans
Not the shoes. This is what your parents will be driving soon. The best you can hope for is a VW
W
Wave Pool
Toilet
Wet Box
Shower
Wetsuit
Swim diaper
Wipeout
An empty box of Wet Wipes
Woodies
If you’re a boy you’ll get these for a number of years for absolutely no reason. If you’re a girl, thank God you don’t have one
Y
Yellow Jersey
A soaked onesie 

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